Toronto Raptors: 9 Revelations from the 2016-17 Season
By Demar Grant
4) Matt Devlin is Getting Reckless with the Nicknames
Lituanian Lightning (Jonas Valanciunas)
Austrian Hammer (Jakob Poeltl)
Second Chance *shudders* (also Jakob Poeltl)
Poeltl Power (Again Jakob Poeltl)
Tucker Time (P.J. Tucker)
Stormin’ Normin. (This one’s obvious)
Matty we love you man, but you can’t just manufacture nicknames (unless you’re Kobe Bryant). You gotta let them come naturally.
Valanciunas is far from lightning in anyone’s books and Austrian Hammer is a bit much for a rookie that plays mostly below the basket. Fitting Nicknames are fun, forced nicknames are cringe worthy.