Toronto Sports: Top 10 Rules For Being a Sports Fan

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9) If Your City Gets a Team, You Can Choose Between Your Current and New One

Nov 9, 2014; Toronto, Ontario, CAN; Toronto Raptors logo on the scoreboard to start the game against the Philadelphia 76ers at the Air Canada Centre. Mandatory Credit: John E. Sokolowski-USA TODAY Sports

However, you can only pick one; you can’t support both.

I appreciate you may have trouble deciding which one to follow, much like dating two girls at once. But continuing to divide your loyalties just proves that you’re not serious enough about either one of them. It doesn’t matter if one plays two big ones up front while the other is nice and tight at the rear.

(I’m talking about deciding between two soccer teams, of course.)