Toronto Sports: Top 10 Rules For Being a Sports Fan

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1) There is no justification to be a Celtics, Yankees, Steelers AND Canadiens fan

Nov 8, 2014; Montreal, Quebec, CAN; Montreal Canadiens right wing Brendan Gallagher (11) celebrates his goal against Minnesota Wild with teammate center Alex Galchenyuk (27) during the second period at Bell Centre. Mandatory Credit: Jean-Yves Ahern-USA TODAY Sports

Unless you grew up in Montreal, moved to Pittsburgh while growing up because your dad got a better job offer, and have two brothers who play for the Celtics and Yankees.

(In which case, you have my sympathies, because you think you’re French, are depressed and suicidal because you had to move to frickin’ Pittsburgh and you got the short end of the stick in your family when the athlete genes were being handed out.)


So there you have it. Now go out there and be the best fan that you can. Or not. I don’t really care.