Toronto Sports: Top 10 Rules For Being a Sports Fan

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2) No Personalized Jerseys Over the Age of 21

Oct 17, 2014; Toronto, Ontario, CAN; Detroit Red Wings left wing Justin Abdelkader (8) celebares his goal with right wing Gustav Nyquist (14) in the third period against the Toronto Maple Leafs at Air Canada Centre. The Red Wings beat the Maple Leafs 4-1. Mandatory Credit: Tom Szczerbowski-USA TODAY Sports

You can have the season tickets, you can be an emotional wreck every time your team plays, you can stay up late into the night watching game reruns, but under no circumstances should you ever buy a jersey and get your name put on the back.

(Also, try to limit the use of the word “we” when referring to your team. As passionate as you quite rightly are, you do not – and never will – play for them.)