It’s a slow time of the year for basketball fans, the silly season is over, yet the real season is far enough away that we have very little actual basketball to talk about.
Raptors fans can only daydream about Jonas Valanciunas repeatedly dunking over defenders so much before it starts getting weird. Day dream about the budding superstar too much and you might start imagining him dunking household products…like say tablets?
Oh, so I’m not daydreaming? This is just the greatest advertisement in the history of advertisements?
As of posting, this video had 80 views, 15 of which were me watching it repeatedly…seriously I can’t look away.
If the Raptors don’t have Jonas Valanciunas starring in their marketing materials this season dunking random things/over random people, the world of marketing has failed me. I just want a 30-minute compilation of Valanciunas throwing down…Jonas dunks a toaster, tomahawks a juicer, fakes the dunk but then lays in a little kitten!
The possibilities are endless…I’ve done half your job for you MLSE marketing team, get on this.